Health: Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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myballs 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:34

At that point, did you vomit again?

CH33RL34D3R 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 1:42

THAT's when the shit hits the fan...

Comments

Joeboy777 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:18

god thats bad, oh well. ur life sux like mine. (no offense) but really, thats bad. i hate when things splash at you in the toilet.

Lehk 9

Sunday 1 November 2009 4:32

get a friggin bucket. they sell them at the dollar store so yes you can afford one. keep it in the bathroom for such emergencies, and also for cleaning the floor. you do wash your bathroom floor don't you?

scarletlily_fml 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:23

That's why I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS sit on the toilet and vomit in the trash can.

frenchboy95 2

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:31

When I read " I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force...." I thought that she was going to say she crapped all over the place. Haha. But at the OP; That really sucks. I feel bad for you. But as #13 said, you should've puked in the trash can.

MissJMarie 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 3:45

thats what i thought too haha

awesome_o 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:01

I, too, thought it was going to end with her ******** because of the force.

Mata_Hari 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:17

How does the moderating system work again? Cause I remember saying no to this one...

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 1 November 2009 6:32

Well, your vote obviously isn't the only one that counts. Lots of users vote on the FMLs, then the staff members pick the ones to actually go on the site. Representative democracy.