And that, my dear, is why you have a bucket with you when you're ill. That way, if you do have the screaming *****, you can just grab the bucket and puke and poop at the same time. It works. Trust me.

FLUSH

hahah my boyfriend was so sick once he was ******** on the toilet and vomiting in the bathtub at the same time.

This is probably the best FML I've heard in quite some time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's what waste buckets are for. Always keep them by the toilet. You never know when you're going to need it.

I feel ur pain....had a horrible stomach bug last year.....i had diariah and i was vomiting at the same time all day, every 5 mins.....

Baha. You're a poopface.

do u know how to use a toilet? u could have flushed then while that was going down u could puke- problem solved.

Aww! I'm sorry. :( Reminds me of the SP episode where Kenny's dad took too many BC Pills and was vomiting and sh*tting everywhere. XP