By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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blackwidowtaco 31

Yes, because everyone that thinks about food is morbidly obese.

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omgitsseejay 0

are you jim gaffigan?

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RARE 0

You and Jim Gaffigan have a lot in common. Half of his latest special was about bacon.

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ekoorb97 0

you should have completed the fantasy by having bacon that morning.

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Shadowflames420 0

*in the best kermit the frog voice* what about 7 inches long green and smells like bacon? My penis after doing miss piggy up the ass!

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Curtieeeez 0

Is this for real? xD!

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Limerickroll 0

This poster did seem to awaken To find that his pants were forsaken He had hoped that the cause Was a hooker or bras But alas: he was horny for bacon

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