Hey, how come everyone is assuming the kid's fat, anyway? I'm at a perfectly healthy weight and I love bacon. In fact, I've had a recent food obsession... Seriously, just because you get horny over food automatically means you're overweight? What about the eternally-skinny people with the high metabolisms who love food? Honestly, it's the groundless surmises and the way people jump to conclusions all the damn time that make my heart a little sad inside.

HAHAHA that was good!

not posible, unless you had bacon up your us.

well bacon is pretty curvy, and you wanna eat it.. i guess it relates haha

You have nothing to be ashamed about. I **** in my pants for various reasons: seeing a hot car, seeing a sexy computer, seeing/smelling/touching/hearing/tasting bacon... It's all good.

Wowww dude.. If that's the best one you've ever had.. I feel sorry for you.

mmmm sexy bacon huh?? that just made my day

LOL! I bet the bacon was crispy. Mmm... crispy delicious bacon.

mmm.... greasy.

LOL WTF