By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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bluebirdbones 0

I love it! "Oooh, bacon, don't STOP..." And 54, that was hilarious!

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D2theLux 0

You've just confirmed my theory that Bacon is the greatest thing in the world! Congrats!

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Saruh 0

OH GOD. What did you do with this bacon? ...No, no. Nevermind. I don't want to know. D;

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invisobill 0

that bacon better have bean sissling hot

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ERock1322 0

you mean having sexual dreams about bacon isn't normal??

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hcolovex0x 0

i've had some weird dreams but this one tops all of mine.

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