Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and... - FML

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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that_guy01 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:40

how is it possible to have a sexual dream about bacon. like, what do you do with it? did you make some kind of bacon ****** and **** it in the dream? wth?

Monty_Python 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:42

...interesting.

exile529 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:49

hahahahahaah

mbargozz 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is SO awesome.

CapriceClassic 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:03

Sexually excited by food. And you weigh HOW much?

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:06

Lol, I think #181 nailed it.

hannaaeneas 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:09

Mmmmmmm, bacon.

Everlost 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:12

bacon do tend to provide ******.

misslicorice 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:25

Haha! Well, if you want to make it even better next time, maybe you could fall asleep thinking about hot girls wearing bacon bikinis.

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:26

hahah god how fat are you? this reminds of me that beggin strips commercial. that dog loves bacon as much as you do ;]

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