Health: Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate... - FML

By Eli - 20/09/2011 00:21 - Canada

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

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By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food, I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and it was getting hard to breathe. I realized it's a bluebery muffin, I'm deathly allergic. I look to my friend, she was laughing saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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By crazycatwaiter - 22/06/2020 23:06

Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML

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By An. - 11/01/2021 15:01 - United States - Denver

Today, after a really bad day, I just wanted to order DoorDash. When my food came, I saw my burger had tomatoes in it, despite requesting no tomatoes. I’m deathly allergic. FML

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agentx52 13

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:21

Wow, they're dumb for doing that.

trollsemen 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:23

What idiots.

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sciencekidster1 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:53

Sounds like the time a rat fell out of my bottle of Juicy Juice. I called and they tried to make it up to me by offering a years supply of free Juicy Juice. As though I wanted their rat infested sugar poison..

For_Real_Deal 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:30

man that is messed up

kumochan_fml 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:14

If you're violently allergic to something, tell your server, stupid. YDI. (Actually, if your'e violently allergic to something really common, do the restaurant biz a favor, and eat at home.)

juston_p 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 19:27

No lawsuit, just death!!!

F_M_L_Alex92 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 20:44

You told them it was the bread right?

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:44

Sounds like they have enough dough, so, skip out on paying the bill...

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:50

Shut up and be happy they even apologized at all. They didn't even have to do that seeing as it isn't their fault you can't eat bread without flopping about on the floor.

CurlyGurlF 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:05

Oh my god. Im sorry but thats just funny!

BloodyMary666 24

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:08

They wanna kill you...

FU2causeUFML 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:35

I would have just sued for harassment.

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