Health: Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate... - FML

By Eli - 20/09/2011 00:21 - Canada

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

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By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 04:40 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Liah12 - 05/03/2016 13:52 - United States - Holt

Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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By crazycatwaiter - 22/06/2020 23:06

Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML

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By An. - 11/01/2021 15:01 - United States - Denver

Today, after a really bad day, I just wanted to order DoorDash. When my food came, I saw my burger had tomatoes in it, despite requesting no tomatoes. I’m deathly allergic. FML

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By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food. I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and all of a sudden it got hard to breathe. I realized it was a blueberry muffin, and I'm deathly allergic to blueberries. I looked at my friend, and she was laughing, saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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agentx52 13

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:21

Wow, they're dumb for doing that.

trollsemen 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:23

What idiots.

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sciencekidster1 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:53

Sounds like the time a rat fell out of my bottle of Juicy Juice. I called and they tried to make it up to me by offering a years supply of free Juicy Juice. As though I wanted their rat infested sugar poison..

For_Real_Deal 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 16:30

man that is messed up

kumochan_fml 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:14

If you're violently allergic to something, tell your server, stupid. YDI. (Actually, if your'e violently allergic to something really common, do the restaurant biz a favor, and eat at home.)

juston_p 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 19:27

No lawsuit, just death!!!

F_M_L_Alex92 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 20:44

You told them it was the bread right?

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:44

Sounds like they have enough dough, so, skip out on paying the bill...

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:50

Shut up and be happy they even apologized at all. They didn't even have to do that seeing as it isn't their fault you can't eat bread without flopping about on the floor.

CurlyGurlF 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:05

Oh my god. Im sorry but thats just funny!

BloodyMary666 24

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:08

They wanna kill you...

FU2causeUFML 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 22:35

I would have just sued for harassment.

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