By crashingdown - 29/05/2010 05:28 - Australia

Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
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Mr_Zachary 0

At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!

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dragead 2

here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?

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MiichelleRomero 7

i think its impossible to faint or pass out for walkin on a tredmill for 5 mins. obviouslyy its a lie. unless ur like reallllllly fkn fat. and im pretty sure uve walked more then 5 mins before unless u fkn sit on ur couch and neverr get up unless u pee or make ur food

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dragead 2

here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?

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thekaratekidfml 0

# 27 did anybody tell you, you have big breast.

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boatkicker 4

Or maybe they were just dehydrated. When your body doesn't have enough water to function properly, it doesn't take a lot of work to make you pass out.

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awesomeamandas 37

you don't have to be fat to pass out from a little amount of exercise. a change of diet could've aided in OP passing out, like a drop in blood sugar or something. it doesn't take a lot for a person to pass out.

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wolfrahm 0

FYL. You have some sort of disease if you can't walk for 5 minuttes without passing out.. go see a doctor.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

I'm sorry I must have left out the part where OP said she was fat. That's because she probably said no such thing, and you can have a low threshold for physical exercice without being fat. Shame most of you are too dumb to realize that.

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fallingstarsxox 8

That's exactly what I was thinking everyone was just assuming she's obese that's not the only thing that can hold you back from exercising 5 mind

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Norris_FTW_77 9

#19- Technically for the OP it was a Guest Room since he/she took a little nappy-poo in there. OP- I hope the same fearful realization you had when you realized you couldn't walk 5 min either makes you do something about your health, or motivates you to invest in The Scooter Store.

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Person1233 12

I am really doubting the OP is fat. This has to be a heart condition of some kind. Even fatties can walk on a treadmill for 5 minutes without passing out ...

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alex112094 5

lol agree with 12 and another lol for 15

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RedPillSucks 31

A little imagination. OP doesn't have to be fat to have problems on a treadmill for 5min. OP could have tried to start out fast instead of gradually building speed, or the person before him/her could have had the incline settings way up. OP congrats for at least attempting to get fit. Next time, see a trainer or a doctor first though.

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