Love: Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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It's not for everyone

By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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Perfect ending

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 08:01

Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML

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You deserved it 190

By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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You deserved it 245

Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 803

What a catch!

By Ethan92 - 29/04/2021 01:59

Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML

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You deserved it 4 590

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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You deserved it 119

Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

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You deserved it 457

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 015

cjwayy 22

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:06

Do you want to **** a snowman?

username53001 7

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:09

Just Let It Go...

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what12345 12

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

Oh, look... He impaled you...

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

That's a dream life, Olaf would be the most amazing husband ever.

SaucyGirl106 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:26

#14, did the clock then strike twelve?

ThatSlappinBass 32

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:28

Could be worse, it could have been Sven.

Bekll 31

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:08

The funky looking donkey or the reindeer?

Bloink 25

Saturday 17 May 2014 16:07

#27 reindeer

ThatSlappinBass 32

Sunday 18 May 2014 2:55

#62, whoosh.

SaucyGirl106 18

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:29

one* I love when I forget my nursery rhymes. so embarrassing.

kilullu 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:32

I was very depressed today

Soulless_95 20

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:47

Join the club. Been I psych ward 2 weeks dealing with depression.

sterling1113 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:16

*throws attention* Now shoo.

leviheichou 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:09

Whoopdee ******* doo

SPARTAN11810 9

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:17

@23 would you like a cookie?

Soulless_95 20

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:42

I bet Olaf could really get you wet.

DaMann360 19

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:21

I get myself wet when I look in the mirror

cadillacgal79 32

Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:33

56-Then there must be something wrong with you.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:59

That giant wet spot in your bed? That was him.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:15

Well let's hope this reoccurs a lot

devans00 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 6:33

Olaf. He can get it.

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML

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Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML

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Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML

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Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

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Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's not for everyone

Perfect ending

Do you remember?

What a catch!

Lonely, so lonely

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