By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22

Do you want to **** a snowman?

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username53001 7

Just Let It Go...

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Comments

nmartinez2018 10

Olaf is the nigga. He's got some serious eyebrow game.

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foxwasalamb 24

its okay op, i often dream of ******* kurt from glee. except hes gay.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#88, I wasn't aware that snowmen had sexual orientations. Does it even matter??

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rjt93 18

Well we all know that, he will be the best husband of all time. *writes notes for better husband* *done*

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cryssycakesx3 22

the mouse had run up the clock..

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AlliTheKat 27

Let it go, you can't hold it back anymore... Let the storm rage on, the cold doesn't bother you anyway

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nic5x 24

Hey, Olaf is the best I could see why you'd fantasize about him. He's sweet, selfless, and caring. :P

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sarah2144 14

Which snowman? Olaf or the huge one Elsa creates to chase Anna out of her ice castle? If it was Olaf, did you use the carrot as a prop? Was he worth melting for?

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InsanePPG 25

THANK YOU! I was hoping someone else had thought of that. It could have been Marshmallow.

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FuckItO_O 10

Another unrealistic standard for men.

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91hayek 31

haha yeah, like here I am trying to have a job and a house and be a productive member of society but no, **** it, now they want snowmen.

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