By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22

Do you want to **** a snowman?

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username53001 7

Just Let It Go...

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

my dream is even weirder. I dreamt that I was at school and there was a boy I knew who almost raped me a long time ago, and he had several ******... I ain't saying no more... °^°

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DaMann360 19

I'll run up YOUR clock ;)....wait whaaa?

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MinaGermania 12

....the best sex you had was with a snowman? That's cold :)

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MrBoredomioo 18

*ba dum tss*

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Echosnow 15

I love olaf too, but may not to that level

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sanecatlady 13

That still sounds better than the dream I had last night where my brother and I had to search for and capture animals that had escaped from a zoo in our house, and I was very nearly bitten several times by a rattlesnake -yes, I know how Freudian that sounds- and at the end of the dream there was a cute dog curled up on our parent's bed...with a mountain lion.

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iamthunder 4

They already got a site of women ******* a stuffed panda, they got one of women ******* inflatable pool toys so why not one of women who **** snowmen, could be the next million dollar idea.

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