By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

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Rekabeck 7

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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jSOPURE 3

You mean he pulled your teeth and had a complementary therapy session? Awesome. :)

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everydayisFML 0

I went NUTS as i was coming out of anesthesia and don't remember any of it.... I had in depth discussions with anyone who cared to listen about ants, the underwear i was wearing, how i was concerned i didnt have on any make up, what my prom dress looked like, how old i was when i gave my first *******, and told everyone to get the college age guy laughing at me away from me (there was absolutely no such guy there). Trust me, i was embarrassed, considering my mom and grandma were sitting there the whole time.

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mon_e_mons 0

don't worry to much about that. my life is like twelve times more embarassing im certain of it.

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mkebrewers 0

when i woke up from surgery on a deviated septum/turbinate reduction/tonsil and adenoid removal, all i remember is saying to the nurse, "does the name 'Freud' ring a bell?" and laughing hysterically. then, recently i had a colonoscopy, and when i woke up at home 12 hours later i had a whole bunch of packets on pathology... haha. all i remember about that day is i had a super nice male nurse. :D

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karma_89812 0

i get all four out monday....from what i've read on here it should be an interesting experience...lol

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Siren_00 0

How do you know what you talked about? With the anaesthesia you're talking about, you don't remember anything you said afterwards.

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mcsnelly 5

#82-not necessarily true. Some people remember, some don't.

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leero 0

#20 - I HATE that phrase now, just because of this site. "I then proceeded to..." ugh... so annoying! But yeah, OP that sucks... shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place though. Sorry, YDI

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kfucious 0

UHM...anesthesia isn't a truth gas...how would you tell your doctor that

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happy_ness 0

oh crap. i've an appointment on friday to get mine removed. i hope that does not happen to me. and i probably shouldn't drive back home either...

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