Embarrassing for you, but don't worry. I'm sure he gets stuff like that all the time.

"proceeded" hehhh

if there is one more fml with "proceeded" in it, I may punt a small animal

Same happened to me, but I had put my hand down my own pants.. and remember them (woman and man) giggling and trying to pull my hand out. Of course I didn't remember until 8 hours later when the haze started clearing. How embarrassing.

Oh my gosh! I'm getting an operation in a couple months, and I'm scared of something like this happening! D:

You're lucky you didn't end up with the dentist's dick in your mouth! Or maybe he counted on you forgetting and got a free BJ + his professional fee. Win-win!

Not fake. I was under laughing gas once and I was singing a nickelback song the whole time.

"Today, I was taking some girl's wisdom teeth out. She started to babble about drugs and her sex life. The one about Stuart and the Coke bottle was batfuck insane. I had nightmares after, actually. FML."

Haha, I got mine out about 8 or 9 years ago and, apparently I was screaming and yelling very loudly the whole time, like I was in severe pain. The dentist had to stop for a little while during the surgery, and convince my mom and a couple of other patients in the waiting room that I really was not in pain, and was fully numbed....it was just the anesthesia messing with my subconscious. He even put in extra novocaine to be absolutely certain. I then softly cried the whole way home, and proceeded to pass out for about 15 hours. My mouth stayed numb the whole time I was passed out, beacuse of all the novocaine they gave me. I don't remember any of this happening, and don't remember there being any pain at all. The Darvon they gave me for pain afterwards made me sleep very heavily and have strange hallucinogenic dreams too. All in all, an interesting life experience!

haha, Great Job!