By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 839
You deserved it 15 017

Same thing different taste

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lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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That's funny, hopefully you had some interesting stories about sex and drugs like yours truly , but if u were a real druggy you would have handled that shit!, kidding. I'm sure your dentist will really cherish your stories about FRYING BALLS, those are the best drug stories hands down.

acid_fml 0

FYL, it's not easy being a light weight.

AntiChrist7 0

you would think a junk could take some anesthesia. You suck at even that. YDI

ladedum 0

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA this made me think of that david after the dentist video on youtube. god i am so NOT looking forward to getting my wisdom teeth pulled. ive got a history of talking too much under any kind of influence - ill leave it at that.

I like how everyone seems to be ignoring the likely possibility that the OP was referring to before/ after the surgery. O: I had an ex who had wisdom teeth pulled, and I recall him telling me he said some crazy stuff.

Nyxen 0

This reminds me of that episode of Hey Arnold where they use laughing gas on Helga and she gets up and calls Arnold to tell him she loves him. . . then she spends the rest of the episode trying to get her hands on the answering machine tape. Good times. My ex recently got his wisdom teeth extracted but they put him to sleep for it. But I imagine they don't always. And yeah, it could have been before or after the surgery that they started babbling about their personal lives.

SonicGirl09 0

#98 Thank you! My dad is a dentist and when he pulls teeth he waits a few minutes to make sure everything is running smoothly. It's not like he says "ooohh well shes under now, then pulls out the teeth" and for everyone who is saying "how can you remember this" most of the time someone tells you that you said those things..

All I did was talk about mashed potatoes.

@ 92 yes I did get false teeth to fill the void, I had 11 pulled the first time 10 pulled the second and 5 pulled the last time