Health: Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By jlover42 - 01/05/2009 21:07 - United States

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By JessMelodique - 14/12/2016 03:01

Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML

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By asthmattack - 25/01/2013 06:30 - Australia - Mona Vale

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

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By peanutprobs - 31/10/2014 21:12 - Germany - Bochum

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 02:00 - United States - Bisbee

Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

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By MC - 14/05/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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justfienne 12

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:31

Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!

thisismy83 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:09

sounds like you might need a bubble.

Comments

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:07

I feel your pain OP. I have asthma too as well as allergies to eggs, nuts, mango, and high doses of soy. I'm sorry this happened. just look after your stuff next time and this won't happen again, ok? :)

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:20

Someone is obviously trying to kill you... probably your parents or someone else close to you. I say get them all before they get you. :-P

RawrItsCait_92 3

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:30

Dude! That sucks! You got to watch out! Why was there peanut butter on your asthma pump?

AssDan 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:46

Well, you're still alive. FML

dudehaha 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:04

haha no offense but you must be the biggest nerd ever. peanuts and ashma lol.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:31

Haha! And you must be the biggest moron for thinking that only nerds can have asthma and allergies. Last I checked, the immune and respiratory systems have nothing to do with intelligence and social awkwardness. So **** you very much. No offence.