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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 21:06 - Finland - Vanda

Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd tried to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom posted on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML

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Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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Friday 1 March 2013 2:45

If you wanted to keep it secret, why would you tell anyone period?

zandalee 19

Friday 1 March 2013 2:48

This is why I don't like Facebook. No bloody privacy. I honestly don't get this need to share every part of your life with everyone.

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Surge5560 20

Friday 1 March 2013 3:08

If you wanted to get it secret, you shouldn't of told anyone. Especially your mother, if you knew she was a blabber mouth. YDI

Surge5560 20

Friday 1 March 2013 4:40

* keep

5n000w 4

Friday 1 March 2013 5:22

*have

perdix 29

Friday 1 March 2013 3:13

This is exactly why most of us anonymous schmucks prefer to remain anonymous schmucks! You might as well face(book) it, you're not going to be the next Kim Kardashian or Honey Boo-Boo, so exposing yourself online is futile.

picante72 24

Friday 1 March 2013 3:17

Moms tend to do this sort of thing and they feed off of gossip. That's why you shouldn't have your mom as a Facebook friend. She can text, call, or see you in person instead. You are really lucky that she didn't post on LinkedIn.