By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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LadyGore 12

And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.

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conqueror57 11

Research "proves" that the baby's father's semen is a cure for morning sickness. Maybe he didn't want to be a jerk by coming in your water and thought spitting in it might serve the same purpose??

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pandalover69 26

no, her husband is just an insensitive jerk

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laden_swallow09 34

61- I'll give you the benefit of doubt and imagine you believe you're funny, but where the HELL did you come up with that explanation? And why is "proves" in quotation marks?

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fathead123456 3

Get out. He's obviously an asshole.

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naughtylez82 4

Wow op fyl indeed. Your husband is a jerk. Some things that helped when I was pregnant was minty stuff. Gum, breath mints things like that.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

When you give birth, save the afterbirth and find a way to mix it into his next meal. See how he likes that.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

That is so completely sick and twisted…it's genius really.

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Kallian_fml 21

He just wanted to contribute to his babies development. Delicious nutritious spit. Mmmm.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I think OP's husband has contributed enough to the development of their child by impregnating her.

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asherm 15

OP sorry husband did that, very disrespectful! I'd kick his ass first and ask why after (after you're done puking) sorry I know morning sickness sucks. Hope you feel better soon, and hubby stops acting like d-bag and is a good dad

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zandalee 19

If my husband did this to me (not knowing I was watching him) I would be inclined to be afraid of him. He obviously hates you. Get away from him.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

The only true sick person in this situation is the OP's husband.

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