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FYL. If your husband is such a dick that can't even get you a drink while you're puking from carrying his child without feeling so spiteful that he has to spit in it, I wouldn't count on him to help out with the baby after you have it. You need to get away from him, he definitely isn't father material.
Wow. I am 5 months pregnant and the thought of my husband doing that to me makes me even sicker to my stomach than usual, and that's saying something. I do have to say that I would be sleeping in a nice big bed by myself for a while. FYL OP.
always more to the story. is he the real father? did you two agree on a baby? or is he just crazy?
Is it his kid?
he wants the kid to be the spittin' image of himself.
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And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.
What the ****!