By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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LadyGore 12

And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.

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astralvagan 20

An easy way to get him back is to put your cold feet on his back in the middle of the night.... Or to just cut him off for a month or so

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SApprentice 34

11- No, those are not appropriate responses. What he has done is demeaning to his wife, and disgusting. He obviously doesn't respect her. The appropriate response would be to have a serious conversation with him, with the intent of pursuing either counseling or divorce. You don't just say, "Oh, silly husband, no sex for you for thirty days". Hell, the cold feet tactic could potentially be just considered cute and funny. He needs to be forced to recognize the severity of his actions, and what his actions say about his character.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

29- got halfway through your comment and gave up -_____- just thought I'd share and tell anyone else who did that that their not alone

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SApprentice 34

39- they're* Also, are you really proud of the fact that a few short lines of text is too much for you to handle?

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astralvagan 20

You've obviously never had freezing cold feet put on your back in the middle of dead sleep.... But why don't you tell us, since you're so keen to police other people's responses, what OP should do in this case?

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jamalamadingdong 18

She already explained what OP should do, apparently you couldn't finish her comment either.

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crazytwinsmom 25

And on top of that, she's a grammar nazi. Tells everyone how to live and write.

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gmc_blossom 21

68- Shut up, panda. You're a panda.

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callie123amy 4

I agree, there usually would be no coming back from that but in this case there's a baby on its way so perhaps counseling will help.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Don't be hatin on a panda.

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laden_swallow09 34

We be hatin' cuz you be trippin', ya damn speciesist. But seriously, is it really so difficult for you and 39 to use proper and sensible English? You deserve every correction coming to you as much as anyone.

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crazytwinsmom 25

FML is supposed to be for entertainment and fun. But it's not when a bunch of kids nitpick everyone's grammar. Typos happen and not everyone is so anal retentive to worry about it.

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caplox 6

That's disgusting. At least you found out before you drank it.

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zango1 15

I'm not sure disgusting is the right word. Disrespectful perhaps. If she's pregnant with his kid then they've probably shared far grosser bodily fluids than saliva.

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peachesncreem 21

If OP's husband spat in this drink, I wonder how many other times he has spat in her food/drink?

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Brotha_Lou 5

Well she can always take a piss in his orange juice. Wouldn't know the difference.

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rhidiculous 4

he's not done putting his fluids into your body....congrats on the pregnancy though!

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kniggit 10

It would be more of a cause for congratulations if he didn't do this.

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KVKdragon 26

Wow. What is he is so mad about that warrants him to do that to your drink? :(

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russfml 31

Probably the fact that she is probably pregnant lol. I know whenever a chick says she's feeling sick the next morning it's the scariest thing a guy can hear

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cameraman97 4

If the drink was alcohol - why would you want to drink if you had morning sickness?

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trp2wondrland 9

Where do u read she was drinking alcohol?! I sip water or peppermint tea when I am nauseated.

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pink_raindrops 26

Who said anything about the drink being alcohol?

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BulldogHoops 14

Wow, you must be a real boozehound to think that "drink" automatically implies alcohol.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

On top of what others have already stated, are you not aware of the fact that good mothers/future mothers and those who actually respect the child's health that they are carrying in their body shouldn't and wouldn't drink alcohol during their pregnancy?

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bettykooler 7

-.- she's also pregnant soo your assumption is completely wrong.

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BulldogHoops 14

It's unfortunate for 96 that she got to the FML 6 hours late, but got beaten to her comment by three minutes

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hama806 19

Why would she care if he did that? It's his spit, not hers.

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chinagirl3343 8

Guess what, he doesn't love you. If he did, he would never do that.

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poindexter25 5

Calm down it was probably just a gross prank

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SApprentice 34

25- It's much more than just a gross prank. Only a very pathetic man and husband would spit into his pregnant wife's drink.

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