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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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paprikacha 9

Monday 4 April 2011 13:04

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

Why4426 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:09

priceless

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lmaoatall 6

Monday 4 April 2011 15:24

mmm hhmm, sure op, blame it on someone else. isn't that always the answer in cases like this? blame it on others. your the one with the Nasty ass case of the squirts. take responsability for once in your life

PassTheDutch 0

Monday 4 April 2011 15:33

how did you not notice. cause how I'm picturing it, the toilet paper would be a yellow color? FYL for not noticing or checking.

CrAzyFlOriDaGiRl 1

Monday 4 April 2011 15:38

Fuckk yerr lifeeey

romanthompson 0

Monday 4 April 2011 19:27

hit me up!!

ncvolley123 8

Monday 4 April 2011 16:07

hehehehehehehe, sucker.....

callofduty4life 0

Monday 4 April 2011 16:18

You're supposed to carry a few extra slips of sandpaper for when these things happen.

jcrob 0

Monday 4 April 2011 16:31

unlucky! what did you do? use your jocks and then stuff them behind the toilet....??

Lotem_KW 3

Monday 4 April 2011 16:45

gosh! I had that same problem except I was in my house and my sister had purposely thrown the tp in the toilet xP

ILike_Dancing123 19

Monday 4 April 2011 16:59

They can't aim straight, if they pee on the toliet paper :L

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 4 April 2011 21:19

Always assume the person before you thinks they are a comedy genius and has done something amazingly stupid for you to find.

MissBunny25 0

Monday 4 April 2011 17:25

you shouldn't have given me that concussion at cheerleading -.- you should have known I was going to retaliate, OP. your wheaties are next -.-

xiar 0

Monday 4 April 2011 17:29

I've seen this one before

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