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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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paprikacha 9

Monday 4 April 2011 13:04

I cannot think of any situation in which someone would need to piss all over the toilet paper, besides them being a straight up asshole. Wow.

Why4426 0

Monday 4 April 2011 12:09

priceless

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rsmmsm 1

Tuesday 5 April 2011 10:03

ew! what'd u do??

christharp 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 12:32

that's Americans for you.

WhateverFloatsYo 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 13:09

shitty situation much? wait a hour and let it dry??

circusfreek_87 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 13:37

i dont think that was piss....9months

Nhk_fml 4

Tuesday 5 April 2011 15:46

Agreed 129 but When u gotta go u gotta go :p especially when u have diarrhea. Also u shouldn't be allowed out when u have it. My house mates wouldn't let me out of my room for a whole week. But then my daily routine of that week was this repeat x10 1. Wake up 2. Eat something 3. Diarrhea 4. Puk

fanuvlb 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:53

oh please, like your ass is gonna smell any worse if you use piss covered toilet paper.

TheDoctorsAdvoca 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:37

I agree, get a ******* life

Yelement 7

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:55

Nasty! always check before you s(h)it

dhwig 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:40

do you people realize you just commented too? maybe your comments are annoying? lay off. if you weren't supposed to comment there wouldn't be a comment button.

rockerboytahj 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:54

dang...

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