By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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okwtvfml 0

maybe she is already pregnant with a child and after a few months, she will come running to you, asking you to be responsible. GG

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jessisaur 0

hahaha biiiiizzzay I love the disclaimer

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bozo92 0

i believe this is the .001 percent of FMLs that really is a **** your whole life sort of deal i hope she doesnt conceive a baby

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Mumbellosity711 0

uhh...are you like a hit man or something cuz you got a prettyy detailed plan.

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mockingjay_fml 0

you can tell this is fake , along with most of the other fmls on this site . oh well , most of them are funny .

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Rhanno 0

that's why condoms could be considered a good thing to use

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izzyisme42 0

YDI for having sex with a girl u barely know

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