By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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TwoFootedMan 0

Dude, you are the last comment on here. Nobody is gonna read this unless they are searching for it.

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DevilHawk 0

your a genius how stupid can you really get

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zacdaddy 0

that what happens when u don't use protection!

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gthomps 0

I guess you never took health cause threes this thing called pre-ejaculation which happens near the beginning of sex that you don't feel YDI for being dumb

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lilmissallie 0

whattt a girl lol. so r u her baby daddy ? lol

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RUSSELLm 0

that sir is the best idea in the world essiply the exchanger at the end

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iFuxxkMyyLyfe 0

haha dude that blows. dis she get pregnant? if she did I wouldn't keep it it's her damned fault

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tylla_fml 0

is she pregnant?????

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