By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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tarvinwashere 0

I'd like to see a "Where Are They Now" on these two. Or 3 I guess hahahaha

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max3424 0

that's sad and unfortunate for u but this cracked me up

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something224 6

Punch that bitch in the stomach (but wait about 8 1/2 months)

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Morenna4 0

china ? & waw, aha . really ? slap them w/ his junk ?

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hazeldiva1913 2

this Is hilllarrrrr are h a father yet?

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Danielt104 6

So how's the baby?

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Naanashakur 0

Just another good reason to wear a condom whenever you have sex, 'specially with strangers!

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