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By cali - 24/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I had just finished writing my rough draft essay, so I went to sit by the pond. A giant moth suddenly flew down and attacked me, causing me to drop my binder in the pond, ruining the essay. I discovered in the aftermath that the moth was actually a leaf. FML

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By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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By poisonivyretard - 04/06/2013 17:15 - United States - Narragansett

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:09

Too bad it was just a leaf though, because if it was in fact a moth, then your actions would have been totally justified and understandable.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 12:06

Where did you write the essay -indoors? Why did you then take it by the pond? YDI.

Comments

LowLives 9

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:43

Ydi learn to not freak out so much over a God damn bug

CommieKel 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:40

For the Horde!

babygirl2005608 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:36

haha that's something that I would do too

jckbco 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:11

I agree, your life is boring

Absocold 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:18

Attacked you? Like, with a baseball bat or something?

griffin4 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:26

because moths are particularly scary when they "attack". damn are you stupid. ydi

lovinit5683 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:31

Wow. First off YDI for being afraid of a moth and YDI for being overally dramatic, "Suddenly a giant moth came down and attacked me!" There is plenty more YDI's I could name here but you should get the hint.

toecutterxxxxx 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:33

your faking

gusgus36 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:46

aah I feel bad for you OP! I am terrified of moths. i would have freaked out too

damberdurand 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:49

Smdh. I feel stupid for u.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 24 November 2010 16:00

My favorite new euphemism for taking a shit - "dropping my essay in the pond." I shall start using it immediately. Excuse me, I need to go drop a big old essay in the pond.