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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML
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Runninvegan 8

Your son needs to get his ass kicked pronto.

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hopsinlove17 26

Hopefully your boss was able to tell your kid was being a douche...

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goose12321 11

What a little shit. You need to discipline him better.

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chinagirl3343 8

Ydi your son should've been taught to behave. You fail as a parent. He's 15 and should know better.

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chelseahere143 12

Sounds like the stuff most of the guys in my grade would say...

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SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3

Take him outside. Talk to him. Then SLAP HIS STUPID ******* FACE AND LET HIM KNOW THAT IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN MUCH WORSE WILL HAPPEN. Problem solved.

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jayfreeman 0

Children act as they are parented. This is obviously totally your fault for failing to teach your child manners and social skills. A great big YDI

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eggmarie 25

So all of those kids who come from broken/poor households who go on to be successful are just myths? Because every child turns out exactly like their parents. Clearly.

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poorjudgement 26

Kids don't turn out as their parents, but they are they way they have been raised. Somethings are inborn, for sure, but there us no kid that can not learn how to behave, so it is fault of parent(s). It is sad to see that the most logical and intelligent comments are usually getting thumbs-down. :(

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darthzerg 7

Way to fail at raising your kid... Here come the thumbs down because people cant handlr the fact that the truth hurts

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, because teens are never rebellious at that age and act like shit, right?

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congele 6

This is the point where you kick him out and tell him you just can't afford to support him anymore and that the promotion was supposed to make up the odds but now that you're not getting it he needs to go

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pablopoo 7

That song is the shit tho:(

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fleurie 6

As a parent, I think this is partially your fault and partially your child's. A serious conversation with a heavy hand of consequences needs to be served. But, I'm guessing that's likely why you're in this boat in the first place -- a lack of consistent consequences for poor behavior. I'd look into Love and Logic. For both of you.

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