By BeboKhaos - 04/08/2009 02:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 784
You deserved it 9 517

Same thing different taste

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dandymidori 0

OUCH D: I hope your spermcount is still okay!

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avatar0810 15

oh dang y didn't u tell her to just quit

if she slaps them too much she's not goin to spit or swallow if u know what I mean

eyorsdocjr 0

******** 101 1. Never slap the sac

You should get a tat that reads 'handle with care'

we say don't neglect the balls, but in retrospect maybe we should go back to the good old days of testicular exile