By BeboKhaos - 04/08/2009 02:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML
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dandymidori 0

OUCH D: I hope your spermcount is still okay!

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izzybodeen 0

thanks for the laugh but OUCH that must of hurt

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mike1921 0

Because he has a ton of hormones and can't think objectively. Also, he's 14 , he's horny.

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mike1921 0

Because he has a ton of hormones and can't think objectively. Also, he's 14 , he's horny. I'm 14 and wouldn't sleep with my girlfriend (if I had one =/ ) because I know most girls who have sex that young regret it. But, asking why a 14 year old would sleep with someone he thinks he loves is pretty ridiculous. Edit: Oh crap, I didn't know that first one sent, I tried to stop it while it was sending but it didn't work :|

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young_love 0

...well at least she didnt bite it!!!

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sarah_lena 0

omg shut up with the 14/15 yr. old having sex. its none of anybodys business, and its probably getting on everybody's nerves with these long novels everyone is writing. first of all you guys cant tell people what they feel. wether they are 14 or 40 nobody can tell people how they feel. you guys dont know these kids personally you cant tell them that they are not in love. and what makes some of you people superior then others. second grammer and spelling mistakes are no big deal. they really arent. its fml not a research paper. so im pretty sure nobody needs any of your input on who spelled what right and what word is correctly used or not. and alot of these comments are really rude for no reason. its not that serious and everyone is making it out to be. so im done and thats all i have to say.

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mike1921 0

Oh how obvious it is that you're still sorta-young. You don't have to read the novels -_- , and besides they're actually interesting. I know the mind of a 14 year old personally, I am one. There is no way these kids could reliably decipher they're in love and not lust. I'm not saying that 14 year olds can't fall in love, though. Agreed on the grammar, sorta. If a comment has chat speak or is hard to read than we need to get grammar nazis on that person ASAP. It's not that serious? Who the **** cares? It's fun to argue over things like this.

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sarah_lena 0

no you dont know every 14/ 15 year old mind, you know your mind. being 14 doesnt mean that you can speak for every other 14 yr old. im not saying its right for him to have sex being so young. but he commented that on an fml. the percent chance of that being completely fictitous is pretty high. every one is arguing for nothing, dont people have work and lives they should be focusing on? ( thats a rhetorical question. i dont need anyone getting mad for no reason). that kid was lieing he said it to get attention from everyone. and he got it.

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Ludaman44 0

thats what you get for having a first ******** at 14. your supposed to be 13!

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Vi0LENt_KiSS 0

ppl are stupid... and dude that totally sux for you she needs to learn how to give guys BJs #19 & #77 yesss south park is AWESOME!!

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moonlit_manga 0

yaowch!! man thank gawd I'm a girl.....fml

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