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YDI - OP is a ******* idiot. OP is a bigger idiot to think of posting this as an fml.
How is this an FML? You're just plain stupid. Always double-check to make sure you haven't forgotten anything when you're about to go somewhere important. They won't hire you, by the way. YOU: "Oh, yeah, sorry, I wrote up my resume like you asked me to, but I kinda left it at home, soooo...." THEM: "Get out." -_- Fail.
Alright everyone, this site is called "Fmylife" BECAUSE people post stories about how something bad happened that normally does not. Just because this guy forgot his resume DOESN'T mean he always forgets things all the time. It DOESN'T mean that he's irresponible. You guys don't even know this man, you can't judge him. Everybody forgets things sometimes, especially when we're really nervous. Give him a break, jeez.
......You're kidding, right? Asking us not to judge is like asking us not to laugh at America's Funniest Home Videos. This is like the G-rated business version of a guy getting nailed in the family jewels. Timeless, classic, and always funny.
If you laugh at America's Funniest Home Videos---You FAIL!
Cool story, bro.
Tell him that you had a past gig as a magician, as demostrated by having made your resume disappear.
lol that's something i would do
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Alright everyone, this site is called "Fmylife" BECAUSE people post stories about how something bad happened that normally does not. Just because this guy forgot his resume DOESN'T mean he always forgets things all the time. It DOESN'T mean that he's irresponible. You guys don't even know this man, you can't judge him. Everybody forgets things sometimes, especially when we're really nervous. Give him a break, jeez.
You don't have to be a dick