By OnlyAvailableID - 08/02/2015 08:35 - Australia

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML
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keithsbooty 20

You can call that a devil's threesome ...

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cakefete2 30

I'd like to amend that statement by adding a claws or two to clear up any misunderstandings.

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cakefete2 30

"He decided my balls were a bag of catnip." Paws just a second. Would you say that the catnip-ped your sexy time in the bud?

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tournamentdecide 33

It's official, cakefete2 is now the king of puns.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Its a meow-numentus occasion being rated king of the puns, isn't it?

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gearhead369 20

Not the 2nd kitty you were looking for? Poor balls man!

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Lucky4970 1

That's some funny shit.

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Attacksloth 33

LOL... We always lock our cat out. This morning she was meowing at the door and my wife was like "GO HARDER, SHE'S CHEERING US ON!" I lost it just because I pictured my cat with one of those foam one-finger hands and popcorn

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voltroz 18

That was one funny mental pic I had in my head... Go *******, go *******, go *******... "And he takes a three-pointer..."

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vikky538 28

hey at least your threesome has two ******* in it...

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pjsr 32

Tell everyone you gave her an ultimatum, "Choose between my dick and your pussy!" then watch the wheels turn.

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buckdharma 37

No, no! You don't put out for the cat. You put the cat out. Sufferin' succotash.

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