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There's a lot of people with bad timing, but OP's ex is just a complete asshole, there's no way that's just accidental bad timing or lack of tact. D:
Haha thats great. Atleast he goes out in style
You were having people make speeches for you? Really? That seems a little bit over the top for a birthday party. I mean, how much can 16 year olds really have to say about each other? "I love shopping with you, and talking about boys and lyke omg" Quite a shindig. Next time just stick to dancing.
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you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has
What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.