Intimacy: Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack....

By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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BeMyLove15 10

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

Well at least you got him excited.

limitedition 25

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

Comments

inolongercare 19

Monday 15 April 2013 21:22

Hey, must of been doing it right!

SpiNxCursE 7

Monday 15 April 2013 21:45

FYL

stevothedevo 25

Monday 15 April 2013 21:54

Wow, thats taking it to the next level huh. bet he 'love you long time' now!!

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 15 April 2013 22:06

Guess that's his way of having an ******...?

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Monday 15 April 2013 22:14

Awww hes probably feeling worse than you OP, just dont mention it and let him regen his pride! :D

rossmty 1

Monday 15 April 2013 22:28

That means that you did a great job

ananas99_fml 10

Monday 15 April 2013 22:33

Well thats bad luck

Mackay92 14

Monday 15 April 2013 22:39

this should be **** his life he's the one who had an asthma attack

RoseBlack123 37

Monday 15 April 2013 22:42

Well look at it this way, he got so excited! Good job! Although I really hope he's okay now

Polynomial 28

Monday 15 April 2013 22:58

That sounds like a pretty good sign to me.

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