Intimacy: Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack.... - FML

By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

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Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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Top comments

BeMyLove15 10

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

Well at least you got him excited.

limitedition 25

Monday 15 April 2013 18:56

You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.

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Reaper1984 13

Monday 15 April 2013 22:59

Better get life alert.

andrew6p 19

Monday 15 April 2013 23:28

Lmfao! Would have been hilarious!

kicksorgiggles 9

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:38

Phone sex: you're doing it right. Just imagine if you used Skype...

MakinMills 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:38

what did you say to him? lmao

HayleyFaith15 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:51

Lol, I think he should be posting an FML.

Marblecakelolz 11

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:33

It was a breath taking experience.

Jag_v 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:35

You were that good

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 16 April 2013 1:42

Hopefully he was okay and could sort himself out. I walked past a young couple about a month ago, they were kissing until the boy had an asthma attack. It was so severe we had to get an ambulance. Hopefully you didn't do that to him, OP :P

Hawaii84 16

Tuesday 16 April 2013 3:08

You have the gift! Maybe you can work as a phone girl.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 3:30

You know you take his breath away.

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