By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 231
You deserved it 7 117

Top comments

HaroerHaktak 5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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Your decision making and prioritization skills are a bit off. I'd dump you for being shallow and easy. People fart, get over it.

Benefit of the doubt anyone? Maybe he was so embarrassed that he ran. Op said she wasn't sure if she'll see him again, could be she is still thinking about it or maybe it's because he isn't responding to her? If so f op's life. If she's the one to have thrown in the towel wouldn't she say "I'm never seeing him again." That said, people can do what ever they want, but I'm not condoning a guy or garl to give it up so early (just wait till marriage kids).

lmao it's not like you never fart...oh come on now it's just a bodily function

Fatboy007 9

If he won't see u again after sex on the 1st night he wasn't going to see u again after sex on the 3rd week. He's just not that into u.

Sweetie I don't know if you have learned this yet, but everyone does it. If all it takes to make you give up a guy is for him to have natural bodily functions, you deserve to be alone.

TMO2142 25

You are a sad human being. Just because he farted. After he had sex with you? You arnt going to see him again? wow

Yes, because your standards are apparently so high after letting him enter you the first time you meet.

WeirdUS 29

I'm guessing the issue was that he didn't go off into another room to be more discreet about it? Still an odd thing to take issue with if you are willing to sleep someone on the first date with unless he went on about it like a south park character.

so you can put out on a first date but have a problem with a little gas?