By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil
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Show it anywayReally shallow of you, OP. If the situation had been reversed, do you think it would have been fine and dandy for him to say, "OMG, you farted! You're nasty! GTFO. I never want to see you again because you're human and you have bodily functions just like the rest of us?!" I bet not. I bet that would have been an FML in which you'd want us to say, "What a jerk! Everybody farts!" So here, I'll say it for him: "You're being a jerk. Everybody farts!"
Yeah, it's kind of gross but it's also completely natural and, if you can sleep with a guy after ONE DATE, but ditch him the second he farts in front of you, then you're obviously pretty immature and should not be having sex with anyone. Also, this whole situation doesn't just make you seem immature because of how quick you threw in the towel, it makes you seem very vapid and shallow because you couldn't wait more than one date to sleep with him but you also seem kind of bitchy because of you losing interest when he passed gas. Being attracted to a guy because of his looks, I get, because looks get you interested but it's personality that makes you fall in love and, if you can't past stuff like this, then you're never going to get a relationship and should probably just stop going on dates in general.
Maybe he thought that you put out on the first date, and you've seen each other naked, then farting was acceptable. Kinda falls into the same category as sex, in the sense of bodily functions.
To all the people commenting on her having sex on the first date, may I remind you that HE also had sex on his first date. Do we still live in the 19th century that woman are still judged and called a **** for this :o Ofcourse she is very shallow and obviously has never had an actual relationship, if something as simple as a fart repulses her.
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Show it anywayAt least he's honest and owns it. Just wait til you get married. You may marry someone who isn't so honest until you are living together and he is more disgusting than a fart. I live being married, but I'm also the one who announces the farts in my relationship.
I love being married. Lol
At least he had the decency to warn you. Dumping a "gorgeous" guy because he has involuntary human functions? Seems like you have impossibly high standards, so he dodged a bullet.
I guess he wasn't actually great, otherwise a stupid thing like a fart wouldn't matter
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I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.
Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.