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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By firsttimer69 - 20/03/2009 06:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

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Krystal3408 32

Monday 23 December 2013 23:46

Well at least you know he cared.

DanBerryKrinkle 4

Monday 23 December 2013 23:49

oh joshua...

Comments

1R1X0X0 10

Wednesday 25 December 2013 0:35

How and why?

hystericsky 11

Wednesday 25 December 2013 7:38

Isn't anyone else worried by the key word "halfway"?

BWARD51 12

Wednesday 25 December 2013 7:44

legit!

rockhead1270 5

Wednesday 25 December 2013 16:11

Poor dude, all his blood went to his peeder

SillyWilly69 1

Wednesday 25 December 2013 18:14

Tiiiiiny.... Lol

CUPCAKESLOVER24 5

Saturday 28 December 2013 14:17

That's hilarious xD

letsgetawkward 6

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:31

when that happened to me my boyfriend said he felt like he murdered someone and was completely turned off :/

Kelsey_Zitzner 2

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:40

Hahaha... Wow... That sucks

mandy_oneal 3

Friday 3 January 2014 10:14

She is young, she's only 15

ndnpride88 25

Tuesday 7 January 2014 15:05

At only 15 maybe you should've waited a couple more years. And if y'all were truly ready he would've manned up and been prepared

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