By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
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Welshite 39

I'm sure he was bribed with dog-treats to snitch on you. I suggest you double whatever his current rate is.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I ******* love animals

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firebird07 13

I'm sorry, I don't have sympathy for having sex in your parent's home and then getting busted for it. Don't want to get busted for having sex in your parent's house? Don't have sex there. YDI.

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katertott 44

Is it just me, or has someone else written an fml like this? lol Note to self, keep secure lids on trash cans when owning dogs. They make your business, everyone's business.

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Smoothiemuch 8

If cats are known for catching your tongue, dogs are known for condoms.

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WeskersSexslave 15

Heard of a trashcan? Or outdoor garbage? Use it.

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brandoneyez1 25

This has happened to me a few times. Once my dog ate it and we didn't know until we got a present.

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snippit 18

This is like the tenth story on here like this... People how are you disposing of your condoms???

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jrn 14

Where did you discard it? Did your dog get it out of the trash? If the answer to that second question is "no", then ydi

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EggsinaBasket 9

A similar situation just happened to me. I feel your pain op.

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