Miscellaneous: Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer...

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 713

You deserved it 3 624

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By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 116

You deserved it 352

Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 558

Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 464

You deserved it 855

By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 614

You deserved it 3 817

Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 417

You deserved it 1 274

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 262

You deserved it 3 090

Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 957

You deserved it 398

By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 092

You deserved it 2 241

By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 723

You deserved it 40 596

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 093

You deserved it 8 941

TheLoneWolf87 4

Friday 27 November 2009 2:31

Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags! It'll be a smashing success!

drunkenpoop 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:49

why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again. i dont see an FML here ..

Comments

Ninjaface 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:49

Wow, your imaginary friends are real jerks. Not only do they demand real food, but they won't even help you carry it! Sounds like they need am imaginary butt-whooping.

amatayo 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:59

Two things: If you're pretty he would not care. and if you are you have no chance so relax. hakuna matata

Mortanious 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:15

YDI for assuming to know what the guy was thinking.

Emperor_Jim 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:32

What do you care what the delivery guy thinks, even if he is "cute"? Do you see him often? Would you ever have had the balls to ask him out? Would you even want to date a guy who delivers pizza for a living? These are questions you should be asking yourself, not what some random "cute" guy thinks of you. YDI.

polico_wolf 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:12

oh boo hoo they pretended they weren't there. #31 is right, did you think on first time meeting him he would ask for your number or something?

xenomorph 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:51

They're not friends . . .

viper1000 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:06

Lisa89 3

Friday 27 November 2009 11:02

whenever i get pizza delivered i never get a cute delivery guy... i didn't think cute delivery guys existed.

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:05

Is it really delivery? Or is it Delissio?

GreenRupee 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:46

I think he isn't THAT dumb. And anyways, that was a joke, nothing that would ruin your life or even a second of it.

Rand0mwill 0

Friday 27 November 2009 20:41

Once I had a cover teacher in school, so me and my friends decided to swap names. My name came before his name on the register. When the teacher was reading the names it came to my name where my friend was supposed to answer for it. He didn't answer it. So I said to him,"answer it then". He didn't answer and everyone in the class looked at me like WTF?