Miscellaneous: Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer...

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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Unloveable

By Blah - 10/10/2019 06:01

Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Friday 27 November 2009 2:31

Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags! It'll be a smashing success!

drunkenpoop 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:49

why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again. i dont see an FML here ..

Comments

immabitch 0

Friday 27 November 2009 4:36

ur friends r ass holes

Loveya448 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:32

How much pizza did you order? YDI for ordering too much pizza for only 6 friends.

jane99 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:00

This is funny.

michaelcarell 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:09

Does it happen to be your 18th birthday and does your name happen to be Cara Ethyl?

invisiblerabbit 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:13

"round for pizza"....? fix your spelling you *****!

Sage1314 4

Friday 27 November 2009 12:13

What's wrong with that? You've never had anyone round for pizza..?

bobateme 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:29

no the problem is op is from uk.

lickerassholes 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 9:15

the uk is the best asshole

gpstyne 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:14

he doesn't think you're 'greedy' he thinks you're crazy and have Bumilia nervosa congrats

Mudley 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:11

She could be anorexic and masochistic. But yeah, greedy is the wrong word.

guitardedman 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:14

ydi for giving a shit about a delivery man's opinion of you. my guess is that he laughed, thought about the most recent set of **** he saw, got back in his car, and completely forgot about you as he finished his shift.