By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
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liv_graham 7

**** your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

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FizzyApple 3

One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

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DocBastard 38

You drank from a random soda can sitting on the counter? Nothing good could possibly be in there! You're lucky it was only ash. It could have been used as a spittoon or a urinal.

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Mrjangleybits 1

Urinal? If inbetweeners has told me anything it's that peeing In a can is not a good idea

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Inbetweeners is hilarious. If you like that show, check out Misfits. The first season was the best. It's only on Hulu though.

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Mrjangleybits 1

Or 4od if you live in the uk but I've seen them all anyway

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21cowsdig 2

Considering that the can was in their house, I don't think a family member or a relative will piss in a can.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

The soda is nasty. But the soup sounds perfect! Man up and eat manly meals! Hotter is always better.

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Pleonasm 35

Chill-i, man, what's all the broth-er? Sodas that mean I can call you smokey joe, or would it be Dr.Pepper? I know, I know, I'm an ash. I'm not trying to get jalapeno face but I've got this burning desire to pun!

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unknown_user5566 26

I've seen several "normal" comments by Pleonasm recently, but I think his pun comments are just what stick in everyone's minds.

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ICastillo 24

Yeah true they're pun-tastic. Keep them coming pleo.

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mod3rator 2

Back that ash up and finish yo hot soup woman!!!

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99megster 15

Go to the sink, turn the tap on cold full-blast, and put your tongue under. Problem solved

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

Water does not help with the cascpian i dont know if i spelt it right but its what makes things hot its an oil so only gets swished around in water burning even more

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CharresBarkrey 15

Milk is really the best thing to take the burn away.

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Acik91 26

OP could also chew on some bread, with nothing spread on it.

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winkydog4056 16

Been there, done that, got that T-shirt.....

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soad2014 7

Soda doesn't even help with a hot tongue. Smart one.

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unknown_user5566 26

Whenever you're spicy? How does one become spicy, exactly? :)

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