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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By megean c.l. - 20/01/2013 21:36 - United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 14:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my Stanley mug of coffee. Halfway to work, I took a big swig only to realize I had grabbed my son’s thermos of chicken noodle soup, which I then spat out. My car now smells like a deli, and I'm still uncaffeinated. FML

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By yamuda - 11/05/2016 23:24 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML

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By eww - 13/06/2012 06:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

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By blahblahblah - 15/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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liv_graham 7

Monday 26 November 2012 22:52

**** your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

FizzyApple 3

Monday 26 November 2012 22:54

One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

Comments

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 27 November 2012 7:52

Hot lava and spewing ash. All that was missing is the fleeing natives.

thepooburgler 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:38

One word: Volcano.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 8:39

And the you run for the milk which happens to be concentrated horse semen your dad keeps for his new horse breeding business. Too far?

ewang_ 12

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:11

imepelepticsir 5

Tuesday 27 November 2012 10:50

Sodas just intensify's it, Milks the way to go.

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 13:37

Mouthwash?

jarockstar27 10

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:31

Classy

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 18:16

Ewwww you know you could've used mouthwash to fix that.

deaddonkey 15

Tuesday 27 November 2012 22:21

If this story ended with just eating hot sauce it would have been dumb. Drinking cigarette ashes is what made it funny.

MR_RODSQUAD 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 8:33

I got one word for you OP, WATER.

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:40

Except water helps in no way at all against hot sauce...

eolian 1

Wednesday 28 November 2012 10:21

well, apart from hot ashes, soda is just about the worst thing you could drink to try to get rid of the hot sauce anyways! it's basically bubbly acid!