By burntloyalty - 26/03/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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Happygofucky 0

[Generic pissed off speech/rant entailing my life story and the fact that above comments have nothing to do with #1 making me just another pissed off emo kid.]

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Apparas 0

Seriously, I had the same thing.. in bed.. when my girlfriend was with me..

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DocBastard 38

You probably shouldn't have had that oral gang bang with those 47 migrant workers just prior to going to work. I hope you learned your lesson.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Look on the bright side, it'll help you stay slim. How come no one can ever see the bright side of situations.

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seximexi911 10

oh that's a shitty situation

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justalilrandom2 4

Really? That only works with toilet/feces related posts.

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tona01 16

ok that's a puky situation you see its difficult to make a good situation pun

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MC18 0

well that sucks...Hahah I'm sure the people around you really appreciated that one...

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yaya0330 0

lmassofff fyl better u then me... hahahaha

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tarahl1 0

hey morons it says "violent" not violet!!

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leearm104 4

OP obviously edited their post. try not to be so stupid when you call someone a moron.

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daleftw 0

Whooping cough? it will make you cough until you puke, also you'll be starved of air causing the "whooping" sound.

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