By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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FPsLife 5

Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

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helloprettyladee 0

So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.

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ohs0sam 0

Why is everyone who comments on these an asshole? I'm sure we could tear each and every one of you apart because of one of your flaws.

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TRUBored 0

I used to be fat. I got depressed about it. Did I go on FML and complain about it? No, I put the fu*king fork down and started exercising. 110lbs later I can now laugh at fat people and realize that fat people are lazy bitches

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ThatOneGuy11 0

Is anybody else sick of fat fml's? YDI for not watching your diet. Unless you have an eating disorder, stop complaining and deal with the life you chose.

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morgan020 0

instead of buying new fat jeans buy a treadmill

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XxCoolPersonxX 0

it's called the gym try it out

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JJawbreakerr 0

Sorry you're fat? No offense but putting this on FML isn't that great of an idea. For one, get off of the computer NOW. Get out and do something active. Stop eating fatty, unhealthy foods and just... Get healthier, and thinner, and happier. It's safe to say that YDI. Not for being fat, but for not doing anything about it. Take control of what's yours and make it happen. But don't complain about it, that's a waste of your time and ours.

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whooooop 0

i like skinny jeans :]

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maltesegrl 0

Most of the comments that have been put here are cruel! Why not get a life instead of judging other ppl. Putting on weight is not necessarily a "lazy" pursuit. People might be going through some personal issues or simply going through a busy time in their lives. so shut up and stop judging other ppl

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Syn_fml 0

'Putting on weight is not necessarily a "lazy" pursuit. ' Yeah! Some people might be actively trying to put on weight!

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cucumberfabulous 7

Hahah but some people put on weight because of a disease, and they can't lose it even if they try. So SOMETIMES it's not the persons fault =P

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noName123456 0

but 99% of the time thats not the case and since its not mentioned in this FML im assuming its not the case here

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luckyjack 0

your never to busy to exercise, i work 80 hours a week and still have time to exercise, i ride my bike to work 12 miles each way, its called wake up half an hour earlier, dont watch tv so much, go to bed half an hour earlier so you dont actually lose any sleep, if you got personal issues go to the gym beat on a punching bag or something, there is no excuse to be fat

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