By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States

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Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
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gracehi 31

Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.

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picante72 24

At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.

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simplysarcastics 26

i take it he got paid for both "services". and you cant turn a hoe into a housewife. jk op but no one deserves a cheater.

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Dcm210 19

She should pay the bill to the plumber, hopefully you can find someone better.

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Cybreo 2

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katina1236 20

Sounds like a lame porno

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Enslaved 36

**** is right! She ****** a complete stranger while she was married? "You can't turn a ***** into a housewife!"

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RabbitOfAurora 28

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andrewbourgeois1 5

You're kidding right! There is no excuse for cheating, it isn't an accident, and you should never continue a relationship with someone who cheated!

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ThattDude 8

I agree with #33. She cheated. There's no way you can justify it.

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Beepbeep7 14

Seriously?? Vows are for better or for worse.All of her needs may not have been met but that's where communication or divorce comes in.There is not justification for cheating.

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SuperMew 22

That is some of the worst advice I have seen given on FML. If Op chooses to work it out with his wife, then more power to him. But the idea that she cheated because needs were not being met, or because it was the spur of the moment is bull shit. If she felt that Op was bad in bed or something like that, then she should have communicated with him. If someone cheats, even if its just the first time, then they should be in tears. They betrayed their wedding vows.

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AKAR2521 4

heat of the moment my ass, if you cant control yoirself then go be a prostitue and **** all the people you want. tcheating is disgusting and there is NEVER and excuse for it

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Dthsapprntc 23

I agree with #74. If you are not satisfied in your relationship you need to talk to your partner. If OP's wife cheated on him because she had needs that weren't being met, then that is still her fault. 100 %.

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godfathermock 19

If he choses to work things out with her, more power to him because he is trying. But how can you just regard it as a mistake?! She just lost all of his trust! How are you suppose to have a decent, to say the least, relationship with someone without trust?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

My guess is that if this was the other way around she'd say divorce him immediately.

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SuperMew 22

1. If her needs are not being met, then she has to tell Op. You don't get to cheat and then blame the other person for not "fulfilling" your needs. You talk to them first, and then work it out before you even consider going elsewhere. 2. If someone will cheat with someone they have never met before because they are horny, then they will do it again. 3. She should be crying, she's a *****.

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graceinsheepwear 33

79, I think you mean ****. Hookers do it for the money, not enjoyment.

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AKAR2521 4

lol okay 184, lets get all technical now! ****. hooker. prostitue. whatever you call them they have sex with lots of people and that was my point. duh

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longhairedmale 11

You've got to be kidding with this comment

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perdix 29

A lot of plumbers are self-employed.

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littlexlune 16

That sounds like the plot of a really bad porno. Sorry, OP.

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