By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States

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Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
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gracehi 31

Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.

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picante72 24

At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.

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SergeantSnuggles 12

Sounds like a Porno Comedic like theme I've seen on YouTube before, kinda laughed when I saw OP's post. But nonetheless, if she is so quick to spread her legs to another man she's JUST met (So ******* sad). Then you should quickly get out of that relationship. This is a sign from here on she'll be sneaky behind you. I only like the fact that she confessed. Time to do some serious thinking OP!

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Britterz 12

D: wow. it disgusts me that people can cheat on those that they "love"

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JoshTheTacoMan 19

I'm very sociopathic so if you need help there I got you.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Sorry to hear that OP. Send her on legs spreading way and don't forget to hand her the plumber's business card.

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gameover18 17

your marriage dude. game over she just up and quit. leave her in a marriage nobody should be with someone like that

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Lyric97 4

If this is the first time she's done this sort of thing, I'd say give her another chance. She confessed instead of hiding that, and you said she was in tears, so it sounds like she regrets it and would rather tell you than hide it. Many people just keep something like that secret until the other finds out on their own. At least TRY to talk through it..this doesn't necessarily mean it has to be the end. Hope you guys manage to work through it with as little pain as possible.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Guess you didn't catch OP's username. I don't think there is much to work through. She cheated, with someone she just met. I have this happen to me, it hurts like hell. She broke OP's trust and her vows. And if she spreads her legs for the plumber theb who is next? The cable guy? Or the, forgive the cliché please, the milkman? OP is better off without her I think.

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AKAR2521 4

if you're going to cheat, why not leave your significant othwr first and save them some heartache??? yes there's heartache after a separartion but i think it would hurt a bit less if you hadnt been cheated on. also i'm a believer in once a cheater always a cheater. i've seen my mother go through it, it completely changes a marriage. thought they could work it out, 5 years later they got divorced after he'd already been cheating a year. cheaters are liars, and liars are not good people to have relationships with

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awkwardloveannie 28

didn't you know that's what plumbers do.. they snake every drain .. sometimes with their snake..

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blackychan63 12

If he has a wife, you should fix her pipes then sue him for "property damage" .. on your wife.. O.o

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Dthsapprntc 23

Yes, because a frivulous (spelling?) lawsuit solves everything.

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marramrammar 2

Man this deep on so many levels. 1.what is she missing that she could be lured to a plumber coming on to her? 2. She truly regretted her action or she would have hid it, and then you'd truly be in trouble. It is not right, but so many things not known to just quickly call her a ****. Truly a FML moment, but possibly salvageable; however, it is if you are willing to try.

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