By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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zeppelin9000 0

Wow...you clearly aren't fit to be a parent. Please either grow up, or give your son up for adoption.

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G_tastic 0

to all those people saying "ydi because her son thinking volcanos are real" are stupid last time i checked they are- hawii.....this is only funny if her son is over 13 lol...if not that really sucks hope he is ok

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porp1 4

those people are trolls trolls look for any reason what so every to press ydi, ex: ydi for being alive; and look at their users those ppl probably feel bad for the op, but they try to make a joke of it

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angelln 0

awh. :) what a cute kid. stupid. but cute!

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CrunkCupcake97 2

Excuse me? My cousin is a lethargic loner, he's 22, doesn't seem to want to get a job, and plays WOW all day. I'm a teenager, but I'm an "adventurous kid" and I make straight A's.

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n0lovesongs 0

Depending on how old the kid is, cut him some freakin slack. If he isn't old enough to know better, be relieved that he's okay rather than annoyed with his alleged idiocy. He's a kid. Be glad he didn't swallow bleach or something worse.

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Anawnymus 0

**** your life for being an ignorant, shitty, and neglectful parent. Your child is not an idiot for being a child. But you're an idiot for not watching him or teaching him properly. ****.

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that_guy321 2

you bitch, you called your son an idiot.

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littlejacks4 0

Wow you're a ******* jerk. Maybe it he was a teenager and just doing it to be funny, then yes, call him an idiot. But if he wants to "make a volcano in his tummy", i'm assuming he's just a little kid and that is absolutely AWFUL you're calling him an idiot. WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU? If that happened to any normal mother, yes, shed be nervous and freaking out, but in the end when he was okay it would just turn into a somewhat funny little anecdote... instead you're making it seem like hes a burden to you. You don't deserve to be a mother.

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amygattinesi 0

awwh, that's so sweet. yeah the idot wasn't needed at all. but if she is such an awful parent then why would she even call poison control? mmm. yeah.

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blooop_fml 0

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..

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