By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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Ranoona 0

You dont have to call your son an idiot that's harsh =/.

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SookMauNoots 0

yeah fyl becuase u had to make a phone call

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omigawdd 0

i put YDI cuz u called him an idiot.... seriously why would u call him an idiot kids will be kids i bet u did something stupid too when you where young. it would be more of an fml if u said he wuz 15 or something.

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kacie13 1

He didn't know any better. he's a KID, & you're calling your him an idiot? that's just mean. I'd figure that a good parent would be frantic and worried, you apparently don't care.

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Njord09 2

"my idiot son" = MEGA WIN ! lol i cant stop laughing haha

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Phoenix_GAD 0

you bitch. f his life for having to have a mother like you. **** you. i feel bad for your child. my god.

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falling_over 0

No, it is wrong to call your child in idiot in this case. If the boy who swallowed baking soda is 15, yes he's a moron. If he's four, which is a lot closer as far as I'm guessing, then you are just a bitch. Its your fault for not keeping hazardous materials from a small child. You are the idiot. He is a child. See the difference? Maybe it would be better for him if he were removed from your custody, since clearly you don't care for him. You won't have to deal with an "idiot", and, more importantly, he want be at risk from one. How dare you blame a child for something it is your job to prevent?

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hawkloverr 0

your idiot son better be 30 for you to be talking about him like that, you piece of shit.

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