By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 399
You deserved it 17 297

Same thing different taste

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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CountDuk 5

don't call your son an idiot. you obviously aren't cut out for being a responsible parent yet then if you talk about your son like that without him knowing.

littlemessalina 0

i really hope your son is 6 and not 20. and please, if you think for an instant that your parents never called you an idiot without you knowing, then you really need to get out more.

Your idiot son? Wow good parenting... Do you hit him too? Or just abuse him emotionally?

aaaaa12345_fml 0
livelaughlovinit 0

holy crap... idiot son? that's going a bit too far. i'm surprised you were even nice enough to call poison control on him... jesus.

When I broke my chin open chasing my cat downstairs, my mom introduced me to the ER doctor as "my idiot son." I was 5 or 6. It doesn't mean my mom is a bad mother or she doesn't care; it's just an expression to let off steam about her kid doing something stupid so that she doesn't take out her frustration ON her kid. Sometimes kids who do know better just do dumb stuff and you can't stop them.

YDI for not taking better care of your children, I know accidents happen but still!

TiffJ16 0

He is an idiot for acting his age? Hmmm...Your telling me you never put anything in your mouth that you weren't supposed to?? YOU are the idiot, for not having child proof cabinets and not being sensitive to your childs mistake.

volcanoes exist you ****** dumb ******. shut ur mouth you spic ass retard fukin cuntbags. the woman that wrote this has a penis