By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 399
You deserved it 17 297

Same thing different taste

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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I'd wonder how old the son was... he said "tummy" so... if he was, like, a little boy then calling him an idiot isn't right! He's not stupid, he'd just young.

what kind of mother are you?! "idiot son" ?!?!!!? its your OWN FREAKING SON!!!! deal with it! since he says "tummy" im guessing he's lke 3-5? you probably never taught him to not eat certain things so its ur fault!! he probably doesnt noe how to read either so how should he know if its bad for you or not? jeez dats pretty harsh to a lil toddler. child abuser

I agree with #299. For that terminology, knowing that baking soda is half of the components required for that type of reaction actually makes him pretty smart. Or, if he's older than eight years old, then I'm going to have to drop the blame on you for not establishing the "don't eat the things in this cupboard" rule.

He tried to kill himself because he can no longer live with the shitty excuse for a mom you are. The whole 'volcano in his tummy' was just an excuse he made up. Nice, mamma. Calling your kid an idiot. Nice.

some_girl9 8

I feel for ya, OP. And to all you people with your panties in a bunch 'cause she called her kid an idiot...Guess what, he IS an idiot for doing that. Clearly you don't have kids, and you don't realize how unbelievably infuriating they can be. Where did you people grow up exactly? You should hear how normal people in the world can talk about their kids sometimes. Doesn't make them bad parents AT ALL. It just makes them honest people who aren't trying to put up a sweet little front...Probably like all of your faggoty parents all did.

melissa1983 0

YDI for being a ******* idiot and a bad parent.

YDI for being an incompetent parent and blaming your child.

His stomach nearly exploded, do you think the kid cares about what his mom called him on FML? its not like she said it tp his face. Grow up.