By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 399
You deserved it 17 297

Same thing different taste

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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you should have borne spawn idiot. that's what kids do.

yummylolly15 0

1.where were you when he decided to do that? if u were watching him, none of this would have happened. 2.calling him a idiot would only reflect it upon yourself because if you are doing your job properly, again this wouldn't have happened 3. what kind of a sick mother are you to post a fml that describes your son as a 'idiot'?

okay, first of all, stop hating on the OP. i'm almost sixteen, and i still refer to my stomach as "tummy", and the child must have been old and smart enough to understand that putting the baking soda in his stomach would result in a reaction. i didn't learn that until i was like, 8, and by then i was walking around my house in platform shoes. if she's such a horrible mother, then why did she call the poison control centre? she was probably just frustrated, not "abusive". jeez. people call other people, (including children and pets, oh my!), idiots when they're frustrated. get over it.

Sappho_fml 0

It's one thing to slip and call your kid an idiot. It's quite another to deliberately publish it online. Kids do things like that. Good God, don't whine and pity yourself for having to call poison control. Be thankful you called in time!

crackfiend 0

Idiot son? Shit happens, get over it. He's just a kid. YDI for being a shit mother.

wtf is your problem i would be congratulating him on taking his first steps into becoming a scientist. ITS CALLED CURIOSITY *****

whatthe_efff 0

I bet this kid was like 14, lol.

i think its kind of unnecessary to call your son an idiot unless hes over the age of 5. then, you have every right to do so.